The Ballad of My Alternate Personality Who Likes Kissing, by The Third Vagina

The Ballad of My Alternate Personality Who Likes Kissing

by The Third Vagina

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1.	♡ Declaration of Girls ♡ 00:27	buy track
2.	RDX3500 Мужененавистничество 00:33	buy track
3.	Buttquake (earthquake but it's ur ass) butt’s 00:23	buy track
4.	9. Days Until The Last Accident 00:30	buy track
5.	vile pumice (Indiana, 1686) 00:23	buy track
6.	Ooohhh ohohoHHh oohhFhh 00:18	buy track
7.	I retract my earlier statement, girls like no one, fuck me irl 00:13	buy track
8.	---------- Part 2 ---------- 00:56	buy track
9.	Dry Like My Mouth at 5am 00:22	buy track
10.	I'm sorry…. 00:11	buy track
11.	The Exclusion Zone (IS WHAT I CALL MY GENITALES) 00:18	buy track
12.	I'd Delete This If I Could But It's Too Strong Now 00:23	buy track
13.	alprazolam factory explosion causes relaxing disaster 00:29	buy track
14.	> Getting Neighked < 00:13	buy track
15.	golf 00:29	buy track

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Welcome to hell. There's a lot of good stuff on this blank CD you're holding in your hands. Hey did you know we're a system? Hold on a minute, I'm going to the bathroom. *loud yelling ensues* The album you are about to listen to is rated F for Fuck. It contains many things and species. Scientists are already studying the effect of kissing on mammals such as humans and Pidgeotto (ah jeez), and the results are conclusive: it's better when there's a hot ballad playing, so do me a favor and pop in this cassette, The Ballad of My Alternate Personality Who Likes Kissing, the next time you're mackin' on a body pillow.

This album contains a lot of things, some of which may scar you in a good way. From needlessly gay diss tracks like Ooohhh ohohoHHh oohhFhh, to needlessly gay artistic tributes to the deceased such as I'm sorry…., to the illegally gay satanic abuse hymn vile pumice (Indiana, 1686). It's amazing how many fucking megabytes there are in a megabyte, am I right? Take off those headphones and listen to me. Otherwise, you might hear radiant thoughts such as: radiant thoughts, a picture of Obama, surgery on a grape, Steven's Unibrow, RuPaul's problematic shit, Jennifer Hudson, that person who's not Jennifer Hudson, radiant thoughts, the greatest campaign speech you'll ever hate, track 7, infotruths, and sausage. Ok, now put the headphones back on, and listen to the shitpost. You've earned it, champ! Also, stop kissing the cassette. It's making us uncomfortable.

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released December 8, 2018

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Hey check out my fingers
like take a good fucking look at my fingers.

Hey Guys let's fuck this weekend:3

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